I can't resist posting something I recently found in a stock promotion. Having touted the urgent need to buy this particular stock, like right now, like super fast, because, dude, time is of the essence, like, it then included this:
But you need to act fast.
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Starting June 25, this stock is set to take off like a rocket.
[End JUNE 25 VERSION] [SEPTEMBER 8 VERSION]
Starting September 8, this stock is set to take off like a rocket.