Student: I wanted to talk with you about how I could raise my grade in this class.
Teacher: You could always get higher scores on your quizzes and tests.
Student: Very funny. How can I get higher scores on my quizzes and tests?
Teacher: A couple things come to mind. You could always cheat on your tests and quizzes, or you could get your parents to offer me a bribe.
Student: Are you serious?
Teacher: Are cheating and bribery not classic, tried-and-true ways of getting high grades?
Student: Sure, but I don’t want to cheat.