Joshua Gibbs Oct 15, 2020

Logic figures heavily into a classical Christian education and no small portion of informal logic books is concerned with the subject of authority; however, ever since the French Revolution, Christians have been profoundly confused on the nature of authority. While the “appeal to false authority” is a widely recognized logical fallacy, a good number of modern Christians have followed modern secularists in the belief that every claim of authority is false.

Joshua Gibbs Oct 6, 2020

Gibbs: I was hoping we could talk about the music you were playing in your classroom this morning.

Teacher: Of course.

Gibbs: Do you think it is appropriate to play that kind of music at a classical Christian school?

Teacher: I was playing Christian music.

Gibbs: You were playing pop Christian music.

Teacher: Why is it inappropriate to play Christian music at a Christian school?

Joshua Gibbs Sep 29, 2020

A tale of two teachers.

Vinegar. On the second day of class, Margot forgot her math book. Her teacher Miss Thomas realized this immediately and asked, “Margot, where is your book?” Margot said she had forgotten it. Miss Thomas said, “Well, try to remember it tomorrow,” and then told Margot’s partner to share with her.

Joshua Gibbs Sep 23, 2020

What I learned from John Milton, master psychologist.

Student: It’s one in the morning. I’m never going to commit all these formulas to memory.

Satan: That’s true.

Student: I’m going to fail the geometry test tomorrow.

Satan: That’s not necessarily true.

Student: What do you mean?

Satan: Just enter the formulas into your watch. During the test, check your watch if you need to.  

Student: But that would be cheating.

Joshua Gibbs Sep 20, 2020

When I am offered a hand to shake, I shake it. Granted, only a few close friends still present their hands for shaking, but I wouldn’t turn down the hand of a stranger, either. I didn’t know how much I liked handshakes until people began offering me their elbows back in March— which I found odd at first, but now find genuinely dispiriting. I say this not to shame anyone who has offered me an elbow in the last six months, because a number of kind and generous people have good-naturedly presented me an elbow to bump since the pandemic began. They meant well, I know.

Joshua Gibbs Sep 10, 2020

As the father of a fourth grader and a sixth grader, I have learned to take the reports my children offer about school with a grain of salt. Occasionally, my children lie. At other times, they embellish and exaggerate. They do a slapdash job paraphrasing the words of others. They add details and nuances they wish were true. Their summaries often leave out significant facts.

Joshua Gibbs Sep 8, 2020

Parent: How was school?

Student: Fine. How was your day?

Parent: Fine. What happened at school?

Student: Subjects, lunch. Same stuff that happens every day.

Parent: You always give rather vague answers when I ask about school.

Student: That’s because the questions you ask are rather vague.

Parent: I asked what happened at school. How is that vague?

Student: I answered, didn’t I? Subjects, lunch.

Parent: A two-word answer?

Student: For a four-word question.

Parent: Careful.

Joshua Gibbs Aug 14, 2020

Parent: Given the profound importance of recent events, I wondered what changes you planned on making to your curriculum for the coming year.

Gibbs: That’s a question traditionalists have been asked for over two hundred years now. Ever since the French Revolution, there has been an endless succession of “profoundly important recent events” that are supposed to make people like me give up teaching old books.

Parent: That sounds a little sarcastic.  

Joshua Gibbs Aug 11, 2020

Parent: Now that my son is attending a classical school, is it fair to expect great things of him?

Gibbs: What do you mean by “great”?

Parent: I’m not asking if he’s going to become a senator or a CEO. I know classical educators conceive of greatness more broadly and deeply than that. But will my son climb Mount Everest? Will a classical education make him want to do such things? Will it make him want to write a novel? Is it fair to expect a classical education will make my son an interesting person? 

Gibbs: Do you know some uninteresting people?

Joshua Gibbs Aug 6, 2020

Greetings, Freshmen.